August 2003

Ode to Senator Gronk

Senator Gronk is very drunk.
Senator Gronk walks and lists to the left.
Senator Gronk plays with fire.
Senator Gronk is bald and has much heft.
Senator Gronk gives Grandpa much love.
Senator Gronk gives much love to strangers too.
Senator Gronk is very loud.
Senator Gronk couldn't tie his own shoe.
Senator Gronk pees anywhere.
Senator Gronk needs to be careful with glass.
Senator Gronk needs more beer.
Senator Gronk passes out in the grass.

And when Senator Gronk is around, we laugh so hard, we can't breathe.

Here's hoping to see the Senator this year!!!