Fred Flintstone reruns
Wilma's like a ten-buck whore
Bent-over Barney

Boo Boo's punishment:
Stuck working the glory hole
He needs Listerine

Jem will fuck you blind
Her twat's truly outrageous
Just a two-bit ho'

Little red-haired fuck
Mr. T can't stand his ass
Dumb freckled shithead

Fred likes little boys
Daphne bumped Velma's donut
Shaggy needs Visine

Skeletor likes pink
Check out Orko's camel toe
He-Man wears panties

Smurfette's the town whore
Papa Smurf's a hopeless drunk
The Smurfs don't wear pants

Copper Kid gang-banged
Quicksiler pins his arms back
The Twins take their turns

WonderTwins = incest
Superman, Wonder Woman:
Banging like rabbits

Inspector Gadget
He hides his chronic boner
Poor Penny can't sit