It's so big and thick
And, there's no room for a stick
Yer mom's a Klondike

So, how many licks
Just to get to her center?
Ask Woodsy. He knows.

I can't get enough
Yer mom's golden and crispy
By which, I mean, 'slut'.

That silly rabbit
Trix aren't only for kids
Just look at yer mom

When yer mom sees me
she thinks, "I wanna Dig 'em!"
Wide-mouthed like a frog

Unbelievable
Sit, Ubu, sit. Good Dog. Woof.
The shit yer mom says....

Just like York Patties
When I bite into yer mom....
What a sensation!

She calls me 'Tony'
A thunderous roar rumbles
"She's Gr-r-r-reat!", I proclaim