True happiness is
High-octane no-pants dancing
Belts are for wussies

True happiness is
Buying porn from a Vendo
Keep spare change on hand

True happiness is
Making sure the job's well-done
Give your hand a rest

True happiness is
The laughter of small children
When Timmy falls down

True happiness is
Unflappable work ethic
Even pimps got pride

True happiness is
Never saying you're sorry
They had it coming

True happiness is
A well-executed prank
Skunks and tar? Who knew?

True happiness is
Playing some excellent tunes
Until windows shake

True happiness is
Getting away from that shark
Oh, shit! It has wings!

True happiness is
Revealing Bil Keane's secrets
That dude's a pervert

True happiness is
Working your meat at Metro
Staring at the tracks

True happiness is
Expressing yourself at work
Flipping off your boss

True happiness is
Making something from nothing
It's alive! Alive!!!

True happiness is
Dog- or cat sitting next door
Mmmm.... So, what's cooking?

True happiness is
Knowing you have coping skills
Just do the robot

True happiness is
Just plain knowing you're better
It's its own reward