They have The A-Team!
Golden Girls or Knight Rider?
Too many choices

Less than 40 bucks
Battlestar Galactica
Cylon-shaped package

The Simpsons on disc
Finally, I made them mine
True entertainment

Magnum P.I.'s 'stache
Even In Living Color
Where's my Matt Houston?

What has Lucas done?
Episodes 4, 5, and 6
Don't superimpose!

So many old faves
There's even Greg the Bunny
Count Ah-iggit, blah

Promoting comas
And couch potato-ism
Whole series on disc

My best purchase yet
James Bond, volumes 1 through 3
Chimpy. James Chimpy

Just a bit wary
Star Trek's original shows
Shatner slips the tongue

Quality, humor
Belove'd Futurama
Philip Fry: genius

The real incentive
Extra disc's Bonus Features
Outtakes, featurettes

Buhleeted footage
Julie Andrew's shower scene
Who's yodeling now?

Enter the Matrix
Venture into Middle Earth
On your comfy couch

The dregs of TV
They're living on in disc form
Trying to forget

Star Trek Voyager
The cause of all Janeway porn
Leave it on the shelf

Discs full of goodies
Exclusive commentaries
Caress the remote

Please impose a ban:
Saved By the Bell can suck it
Fuck you, Degrassi

Hard to believe 'World'
'Boy Meets' a punch in the mouth
Doogie Howser's next

So many bad shows
They never should have been made
Doogie, Facts of Life

I just can't wait for
He-Man or the Transformers
Reliving the past

I just can't wait for
The Alf of Small Wonder discs
So much wasted time

They're brilliance defined
Dave and Danny: ex-flatmates
True inspiration

Gorman and Wallace
Googlewhacking or Joining
True human drama

Maybe not 'drama'
More like 'idiot boy quests'
I owe them respect

They share a motto?
It's 'In Vino Veritas'
Damn you, tequila!

Gorman, then 'Gormen'
Then Danny's Swedish uncle
Thoughtful life lessons

Bamboozeld Panfish
A Creationist named 'Gish'
Curry is 'de-lish'