A two-language mix
Songs in English, Japanese
Catalogues of shame

Dedicate that mush
Impress us. Try. I dare you.
Sad, worn-out drivel

Eyes straining, squinting
Ad-libbing, improvising
Overall sucking

Loud echo effect
Tone-deaf assholes on parade
Snatch the mic away

Seeking attention?
Starving for an audience
You don't have to clap

Loosen up that tongue
Just get a few drinks in you
Please, no Elton John

Put up or shut up
Obscure hits and favorites
Screw you, Rick Astley

Sweet Caroline, or
Kare wo atsumete?
Such tough decisions

Crazy-ass singers
Lucky there's no Simon here
Your own friends=critics

The spotlight's on you
Let the melody take you
Dubious talent

Entertain your fans
You're faceless behind the mic,
Or perhaps a god?

A one-hit wonder
Choose a song. Yep, any song
The speakers tremble

Decipher the words
Random video pictures
Hunched 'round the table

An old Styx favorite
Domo Arigato, bitch
Shouting those mad tunes