Mark Trail

Mark Trail lives in Lost Forrest with the trees and bugs.

Mark Trail always says no to drugs.

Mark Trail is always clad in flannel.

Mark Trail never watches TV, not one channel.

Mark Trail is the Protector Of The Wood.

Mark Trail knows what is Just and Good.

Mark Trail has a green surplus Army Jeep.

Mark Trail works for the Forrest Service, so it had to be cheap.

Mark Trail doesnt make much money.

Mark Trail is happy living with nature and eating honey.

Mark Trail has a wonderful, understanding wife.

Mark Trail move to the woods, and so did she- for the rest of her life.

Mark Trail has a high- powered gun.

Mark Trail uses it for protection, not for fun.

Mark Trail catches hunters who poach forbidden skins.

Mark Trail knows they will burn in Hell for their sins.

Mark Trail has nice, clean- cut hair.

Mark Trail loves all animals, even a wild killer bear.

Mark Trail shows no fear.

Mark Trail drinks only American Beer.

Mark Trail wont let people cut down too many trees.

Mark Trail locks up all the evil lumberjacks he sees.

Mark Trail does whatever he can.

Mark Trail defends all of Nature from the evils of Man.