One day in the season of fall,

Billy received a private call.

It was on the Phone of Doom,

In the Monster Truck ready room.

We need you, come right away,

Said the voice, This could be your greatest day.

He hopped into his truck, Death Truck, by name,

Which he just calls Death in the thick of the game.

To the Civic Arena he zoomed,

In the Mud Ring his mortal foe boomed.

Upon first sight,

Billy howled with fright,

This guys a real Big Shot,

Its Truckasaurus, the 50-foot fire-breathing dinosaur robot!

This was Billys biggest challenge as of yet.

This could be the last chance he would get.

This must be a battle to the death,

One contender would breath his last breath.

Its a battle to see, who wanted to be,

The King Of The Ring.

Truckasaurus started the deadly game,

With a 1000-degree truck melting flame.

Billy, with a veer to the right,

Decisively entered the fight .

With full speed he charged the evil robot,

But this first attempt in naught.

Truckasaurus continued with an evil blow,

Billy was hit with a wad of mud from a throw.

This caused Death to spin out,

But Billy decided to make the Bot go blind.

He flicked on his brights,

Even the KC lights.

Billy screamed, Ha! Ive turned the tide,

Now its about time you died!

He shot his hook at the beasties neck,

Im gonna hang this goddamn wreck!

This fire-breather I did lynch,

And Im did it with Deaths winch!

Out of the tunnel the other trucks came,

Yeah, they cheered , Billys won the game!

The score was now this: Billy- a hero,

Truckasaurus and the forces of evil- zero.

The Truckers yelled, This is our day!

Billy is King of the Monster Trucks, and hes here to stay!