A Valentine's Day Dump
by Bigfoot

The thought of your face
Sends chills up my spine.
You’re such a disgrace
And I’m glad you’re not mine.

That wart on your nose
Makes you look like a  witch.
Your bod really blows
And those crabs sure must itch.

So screw off and die
You skanky-ass ho.
Get yo ass out my house
And don’t slam the do’.