GOBOTS

In the world of transforming robots

the lowest of low are those damned Gobots.

They only have 4 moving pieces,

it's more exciting to play with feces.

Not a single one has a hand-held gun,

without a blaster, how is a robot fun?

They names they've been given are such a bore-

to name a few: Leader-1, Turbo, Cyclor.

The good guys live in a giant dino-looking base,

that for some reason came to Earth from outer-space.

Leader-1 is the boss of the Good-guy Gobots,

who defend Earth from Cyclor's evil plots.

Turbo is a cool-talkin' race car,

who- to defend Earth- will drive near & far.

Scooter is a child-like moped

who everyone just wished were dead.

Cyclor is the Bad-guy leader motor-bike,

who tries to blow up what he doesn't like.

Tank is a big evil tank,

who will use his power to rob a bank.

These Robots are so goddamned lame,

whoever thought them up should hand their head in shame.

--Godzilla