Godzilla vs. Elvis

Coincidence leads to the strangest fights,

Its all a matter of who you bump into, where you spend your nights.

Elvis knew that 7-11 was no place to be,

When you run out of peanut butter at a quarter to 3.

But Elvis had no choice- Graceland was out,

He had stormed out after shooting the fridge in a drug induced pout.

Elvis paid the clerk with cash,

"An' gimme some ointment, I got a hunka, hunka burnin' rash."

Elvis left the store with his face deep in the peanut butter,

And accidentally bumped into Godzilla, who wanted some Coors Cutter.

"Get out o my way you fat fuckin' lizard,

I know Nixon, hell sick the Marines on you like a blood thirsty blizzard."

"Roar," roared Godzilla, who just wanted some Coors,

He didn't care about the Marines or Elvis' bed sores.

"I"ll teach you a lesson," Elvis started to yell,

"You got chocolate in my peanut butter, I'll send you straight to hell!"

Godzilla was tired, and tried to step around Elvis,

But the King wanted to fight- he waved his hands and shook his pelvis.

"Aw, now you done stepped on my blue suede flip-flops,

I'm'a gonna make you extinct as a triceratops.

Youre in a world a shit, Mister,

On account a my peanut butter, an' this goddamn blister."

Godzilla tried to pay for the blunder,

But Elvis said he knew God and could smite him with thunder.

Godzilla had had just about enough,

Who is the King of Rock n Roll to give the King of the Monsters guff?

So Godzilla ate Elvis after charring him brown,

Then burned Memphis and stomped Graceland into the Ground.

--Godzilla