Private adventure
Labcoat, goggles on the floor
Bill Nye, such a stud

Bill Nye in your pants
Anytime, anywhere, buzz....
Experimental....

Pack your bags, ladies
Goin' down the Bill Nye road
Don't forget the gloves

Bill Nye's Pleasure Nub (tm)
It comes in many colors
Finger Appliance

I'm the vinegar
to your fine baking soda
Let's make science, Bill

Nubbins and starfish
Nye's assorted attachments
Oscillating fun

Battery-charged love
His labcoat drops to the floor
Bill Nye's fingers twitch

Fingertip action
Bill Nye's now the "Lovin' Guy"
Switch it on high speed.