Nell Carter and ALF
Television memories
Punky B., Webster
Unholy hookups
Rerun and "Facts" Natalie
TeeVee love-children!
TeeVee star secrets
Tootie? Yeah, more like "pootie"
Leather Belvedere
Your complete breakfast...
Completely devoid of fat?
Chocula, skim milk
Beloved TeeVee
Our generation's nanny
Teaching life's lessons
Professor Sitcom
Problems solved in 22
Yeah, just like life
TeeVee commercials
Empty consumerism
Must...buy...plastic toys
The most dreaded words:
Here, on a very special....
Quick! Turn the channel!
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Oh, I'm so surprised
What's that coming down the road?
One more pickup truck
Open mouth, close eyes
There's questionable cuisine
What exactly's souse?
Kubota tractors
Orange diesel sentinels
Where's the brake on this?
As kind as can be
Offering seconds twelve times
Fourteen types of pie
Vast, rolling farmland
Shotgun blasts pepper the air
A duck quacks. Silence.
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