Atlantic City, NJ

The gem of Jersey;
after you piss away your
cash, walk the Boardwalk.

In just one hundred
and eighty minutes, you too
can lose all your dough.

Just was with the fish,
A.C. uses its bright lights
to attract its prey.

Sobriety leads
to good decisions, like not
going to A.C.

Showering takes on
new meaning after A.C.;
wash off all the skank.

With your wallet full
you try to play the odds, but
you haven't a chance.

Bright lights and noises.
Clanging One-Eyed Jacks; green felt;
cards and dice and chips.

Wide Texas hausfrau.
She bets she can win money
to replace her teeth.

Infinitive. "To
gamble". Latin root meaning:
"bend over and weep".

Atlantic City
has a motto: open your
mouth and close your eyes.

Beckoned forth by the
sirens' song, we travel to
Atlantic City.

The proverbial
recipe for disaster:
Booze and A. City

Bleary-eyed tourists
trudge home from New Jersey when
their cash flow runs out.

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones

Episode II looms
over the horizon like
a distended Hutt.

Yoda wielding a
lightsaber; Boba Fett's dad;
Brace yourself for "Clones".

Senator Jar Jar?
Cameos by N'Sync freaks?
Why, George Lucas? Why?

This younger, taller,
snottier Anakin makes
me want to vomit.

Samuel Jackson
wields his "purple lightsaber"
with potent fury.

"Attack of the Clones"
has some competition from
Raimi's "Spiderman".

Special effects and
lots of eye candy are the
hallmarks of "Star Wars".

Jawas and Wookies
and Darth! Oh, my! Welcome to
the world of Star Wars.

Christopher Lee and
Yoda duke it out in "Clones";
Crazy saber fight.