My mouth's so full now
I can't take another bite
That's what your Mom said

Phew! I'm all worn out
My legs feel like they're rubber
That's what your Mom said

Now, that's a slam dunk!
Look at that white boy dribble
That's what your Mom said

That's quite a tight end
He drove it up the center!
That's what your Mom said

Shove it in your mouth
That's finger lickin' good, y'all
That's what your Mom said

Can't believe my eyes
This is better than I thought
That's what your Mom said

My hand's real tired
I have to keep holding this?
That's what your Mom said

It's real wet, you know
Don't forget to wear rubbers
That's what your Mom said

Here's your change back, hon
I know. It's so expensive
That's what your Mom said

Good to the last drop
I like mine black, hot, and sweet
That's what your Mom said

Give it a good squeeze
More will come out if you push
That's what your Mom said

Would you hurry up?
Jesus, what's taking so long?
That's what your Mom said

I feel like puking
That is the ugliest thing
That's what your Mom said

Awww... isn't that cute?
I mean, it's just so tiny!
That's what your Mom said

Geez, I can't see straight
Took a shot between the eyes
That's what your Mom said

Just like on shore leave
Reminds me of my 'Nam days
That's what your Mom said

Does it smell that bad?
Just spray some Lysol on it
That's what your Mom said

Careful! It's dripping!
Quick, sop it up with napkins
That's what your Mom said

It's bent out of shape
I swear, this thing's useless
That's what your Mom said

Almost peed my pants
Dude, I was laughing so hard!
That's what your Mom said

I tricked that guy good
All without moving my lips
That's what your Mom said

Try it on for size
Hey, does this make me look fat?
That's what your Mom said

If brown, flush it down
If yellow, let it mellow
That's what your Mom said

Look at that thing dance
It's got a mind of its own
That's what your Mom said

This batter's sticky
So, who wants to lick the spoon?
That's what your Mom said

It's so full of junk
No more would fit in my trunk
That's what your Mom said

Got it nice and hot
I love them when they're juicy
That's what your Mom said

My boss is a cock
Been ridin' my ass all day
That's what your Mom said

I love that hard rock!
Yeah! Pour some sugar on me!
That's what your Mom said

Did you feel that bump?
I think we had a blowout
That's what your Mom said

I shouldn't eat that
See, I'm allergic to nuts
That's what your Mom said

That's a hole in one
I think he fell five strokes back
That's what your Mom said

Man, I love cookies
These have a creamy filling
That's what your Mom said

It's bothering me
Want to get it off my chest
That's what your Mom said

It's not hanging right
I think I screwed it in bad
That's what your Mom said

Like the little kid
said, "I want my two dollars!"
That's what your Mom said

You can't beat this price
It only costs thirteen bucks!
That's what your Mom said

It's really twisty
It's saltier than it looks
That's what your Mom said

Gotta call the Doc
It's been itching for days
That's what your Mom said

It's not that comfy
This seatbelt's digging in
That's what your Mom said

No, that's way too tight
You've got to loosen that up
That's what your Mom said

Do what the sign says
Block the box? That's illegal!
That's what your Mom said

The cock crows at dawn
These cocks sure get up early
That's what your Mom said

Yeah, I know. It's tough
Close your eyes. Just pretend
That's what your Mom said

Just like a pirate
I like plundering booty
That's what your Mom said

That's sealed really tight
I can never get these on
That's what your Mom said

Time for a check-up
My pussy is really old
That's what your Mom said

I know it's slippy
Just try to find a foothold
That's what your Mom said

I'm sore all over
Whenever I move, it hurts
That's what your Mom said