Get down on all eights
Discovery Channel love
Spiders get nasty

Animal Planet
Strictly speaking, it's fur porn
"Presenting rearly"

Perkins' animals
Mutual of Marlon's pants
That's quite a boa

He's a real Don Juan
Jacques Cousteau likes to cuddle
Just ask the dolphins

Turn off the TV
Spider monkeys get horny
Go, visit the zoo

Don't approach zebras
Three and a half foot long dicks
Constantly turgid

Naturally whipped
Seahorse fathers are bitches
They carry the kids

A word of advice:
The monkey eats its own puke
Keep the kids away

Lions get laid
several hundred times a day
Of all the dumb luck...

Car contemplation
Low mileage. Good condition
But, it's in Oakland

Trip preparation
Bring money, clothes, and music
Snatch much-needed rest

Driving music blares
The blue beast chases the sun
"On the road again"

Ditch the old white Colt
Livin' La Vida Roadtrip
Four door chariot

Freshly stocked disc case
Capacity: Sixty four
Ought to be bigger

Cross-country raod trip
No more, "Are we there yet?" shit
Going west to east

There's Dinosaur Land!
Balls of twine. Mystery Spots.
Where's the Corn Palace?

Roadside attractions
Must...ignore...world's largest...toad
There to pass the time