Stupid dot-com pricks
Squander money, "cook the books"
Hope you like prison

Kiss your ass goodbye
Let the employees have you
Then you'll feel justice

All because of you
Just to increase your cashflow
Poor bastards got screwed

"Accounting mix-up"?
Billions of dollars *vanish*?
We hope you all pay

BAnrupcy declared
Severance packages lost
Try to stay afloat

New lines at welfare
They got a huge, monster shaft
Just a few to blame

Sure, mistakes were made
Sure, no business is perfect
But, *billions* missing?

Find your comfort zone
Perhaps: beanbag chairs and beer
or, read a good book

Follow our right ways
Put them dogs up and relax
It is an art form

Say it with me now:
"Find time to kick back often"
So say your masters

You'll live much longer
Kick back and take a load off
It's our way of life

Go ahead. Try it.
A Barcalounger and booze
You'll feel much better

Put on some music
Your robot lords command it
Try it once a day