A leaf drifts slowly
Whisper-soft, trees shed like dogs
We're Autumn-ated.

Scents, sounds fill the air
A turkey stuffed lovingly
Get your gobble on

Goopy gravy drips
Her fat chin is its playground
A lumpy milieu

Jolly Saint Nick stares
The cold, Fall air reminds you
Board up the chimney

Rouge, cylindrical
A long, slurpy, sliding squish
Canned cranberry sauce

Glistening brown skin
See the heat rising from it?
Turkey's about done!

Bleached, tangy, musty
Bright orange canvas beacons
Christmas in the joint

Frothy chocolate drink
Just made some in my toilet
Marshmallows, they ain't

Fresh cornbread stuffing
Shaved off my foot this morning
Crunchy and salty

What's under those leaves?
Gleaming tines of the pitchfork
Easy surgery

Football unheeded
No one watches the parade
Massive heart failures

Gravy overdose
A delectably clogged heart
Pie paralysis

Blazing orange orb
Effortlessly cut a hole
Fuckable pumpkin