Holiday at home
Taking a break from Kirin
Hot apple cider

Holiday scents, sights
Pine trees, Gingerbread Men, Ham
Godzilla's hot mom

It's filled to bursting
A bevy of stocking gifts
Lick my candy cane

Christmas Carols waft
Hot cocoa warms from inside
Good to be home, eh?

Peaceful flight no more
Whiny kids at high pressure
There ain't enough booze

Happens every year
Surrounded by family
Cops'll show up soon

My true love gave me
On the first day of Christmas
A case of V.D.