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February 2004

Saturday, In Japan
Haiku You


Also see Haiku for the Illiterate

Average weekend
Drive off-base or do laundry
Start drinkin' at 10.

Saturday projects
Folding clothes, second-hand stores
Twenty shopping bags

Do-it-yourselfer
Harry Homeowner strikes again!
Lousy crooked shelf

Costco in Japan
4,000 yen membership
Ooh! bottles of wine

A few hundred yen
A plethora of Vendos
Smokes, soda, beer, porn

Gojira attacks!
In the land of Sanrio
Watch those commercials!

Ask for directions
Is this the train that goes to...?
Do you speak "Eigo"?

It's called Roppongi
Michiba-san's restaurant
Iron Chef, so close

What's up this weekend?
See the Nagano monkeys
Hot spring bath, stoned apes

Chicken Shack music
The beer is very yummy
The music is loud

The sounds of live bands
Cigarettes, beer, Japanese
One more Asahi

Slurred, drunk, old man speech
Drunk Joe from Okinawa
English tough to get

Aiko is her name
She is 24 years old
She keeps me happy

Aiko and Yuta
The beer never stops coming
As swift as the wind

I love Saturday
A fresh Asahi bottle
Chicken Shack boozin'

Do you feel hungry?
Drink a lot of beer, then eat
Nuts, pickles, and cheese

Haiku in Fussa
They call it 5-7-5
Sure, it's in English....