King of the Trailer Park

(I Live Near Route 1)

That’s all right,

One time me an’ my brother Billy got in a fight.

An’ when I was 21,

My Pa got me my own shot gun.

I learnt to drive,

On the tractor when I was 5.

My Uncle Steve’s car goes real fas’,

He’s got a Monte Carlo SS.

An’ one time I took Grampa’s Mutt,

An’ I stucked lit fire-crackers up it’s butt.

But then Paw whupped me with his belt,

And that’s the most pain I ever felt.

You know "The Dukes", that TV show?

I’m like Luke ‘n’ my brother is Bo.

One time my mom was on TV,

She ‘n’ Leeza had a long talk about me.

My mom, she is so smart,

She is an Assistant Manager at the local Wal-Mart.

An’ one time I got a "B-" on my report card,

I knew Autoshop wouldn’t be that hard.

I met my girlfriend at the county fair-grounds,

She puts out a lot, but she weighs 350 pounds.

I have season tickets to the Monster Truck Bash,

An’ I fit in real good, ‘cause I’m a piece of White Trash.

--Godzilla