An Ode To My Special Valentine
by Godzilla

In a cardboard box
you arrive.
Add hot water, then cool you down,
before my groping hands may dive.

Spill from between my lips,
down my chin.
Lick you up, swallow,
do it all again.

You are red.
A symbol of my passion.
I love you all dressed up,
in a fruity-banana sort of fashion.

Oh, what I would not do,
for you, and a large heaping bowl.
When I see your naked skin exposed,
I start to lose all control.

We will be together,
it is in my plan.
But if I can't have you,
nobody  can.

I love you so much,
almost against my will.
If you love another,
it is he I must kill.

We will love each other for the rest of our lives,
just you and me it shall be.
Life will be one beautiful day after another,
so long as you never try to leave me.

Every morning you must greet me,
with a sincere hello.
Mmm, how I love you,
my ever faithful Jell-O.