Why Japanese are Chewy
A lyrical history

The waves parted and a terrible head was seen
Horrible eyes, horrible nostrils, horrible green
Aerial support was no avail, no tiny tanks could help
prevent the destruction wrought by this demon whelp.

“Hacha Koya!” “Hacha Koya!” screamed the little men
>From the war room, from the bathroom, from the den.
Then mighty foot would crush, and mighty mouth would chew
There was nothing that their “Hacha Koya” could do.

Oh blazing buildings, oh mighty smashing tail
little bombs, little rockets, no avail
a nation swallowed up by scaly death
with an odor of salty brine and stinky breath.

“Why he come? Why he come?” the people cry
“Why he use he mighty breath to fry?
The answer was too painful for to bear
Dentyne:People::Asians:Godzilla (it’s dental care)

--Ninjanaut