May 2001

Two Years of Evil Robots
Our Second Anniversary

Evil Robots has given me a place to put the short stories I so seldom write. It's shown me Grandpa's gift for poetry. And it's kept me in touch with the frequently sarcastic humor of a bunch of kids with two turntables when their mom's not home. It's a forum for any strange or lovely thought that I want to take further & share with the world.

Damn thing also reminds me every month that I haven't had much time or inspiration lately. Ah, the glory days of inspirado back at Penn! Nothing to do at work but come up with odd and entertaining ideas… Plenty of people with equally nothing to do that I could bounce ideas off… Back then I could stand between aisles of books, rubbing my belly, coming up with works of art and genius fit for Evil Robots.

Over the past two years, Evil Robots has grown into a wonderful news and entertainment source. We're first on the scene. Sometimes we even make the news. And we make the world a better place so let's start giving. There's a choice we're making. We're saving our own lives… Before the pop stars of the world unite, let me rephrase it.

Evil Robots embiggens all of us.