Road Raging

Foreign Relations and The Fonz

Do The Robot!

The Donkey Kong Conundrum

Commentary 2000- Future Fashion

I Hate Valentine's Day

A Recipe For Success: Candy Bar Juice

The truth behind cheese and the space program

Princess Professes: Girlz

The Nightmare Under My Shirt

Put the "ass" in "Speedpass"

Our Interns are Bastards

Boy Am I Stupid

I Love America

Our Stats: You are Stupid

Priceline.com Sucks!

Campaign 2000

I Believe in the American Dream
No One is Innocent
F*ing Election

How to Spend the Federal Budget Surplus

Wal-Mart is Evil

ERI Scoops the Washington Post

Weird Things Seen Everywhere

Top Ten Mania!

Berate Me: January 2001

January 2001: Busch Administration Deemed Failure

January 2001: Tightening Our Science

February 2001: Rambling Incoherently

February 2001: Shower Power

March 2001: How to Use Public Transportation

Our Second Anviersary (May 2001): Thoughts

Godzilla
Grandpa
Sketchy
Bigfoot
Justy

June 2001: Our Tribute to Joey Ramone

June 2001: Space Lasers?

July 2001: Let's Put the "Fun" in "Refund"

July 2001: Southern Drivers Can Kiss My Ass

August 2001: Oppostition to Gay Rights is Bullshit

August 2001: What I Did With My Tax Refund

September 2001: Our Tax Refund- Where is it Going?

October 2001: "God Bless America" Sucks on Many Levels

October 2001: After the Destruction Comes More Evil

November 2001: I Ain't Be Got No Job

December 2001: Is the Bush Administration Evil?

December 2001: Is Pat Robertson Evil?

January 2002: Don't Mess With Amtrak

February 2002: Always a Word From Our Sponsors...

February 2002: The Washington Post is Stealing My Thoughts

March 2002: I Love New York, Mostly

April 2002: I Am a Substitute Teacher

May 2002: Libertarians: The Two Year Olds of the Political World

July 2002: Chug-a-lug Choo Choo

July 2002: Bush is Fucking Up the Country

July 2002: Clean Food

August 2002: Cobb County, Georgia is for Losers

September 2002: Why the Dow Jones Industrial Average is Full of Shit

September 2002: We Demand Open Government

September 2002: This "War" is Retarded

October 2002: Keep Your Revelations to Yourself

December 2002: December in Baltimore Sucks

January 2003: Evasion Terminology- The Pride and Joy of the Morally Corupt GOP

January 2003: Evil Robots March on Washington

February 2003: The Trouble With Asking for Permission

February 2003: Regulation Saves The Future

February 2003: Marijuana and Terrorism

April 2003: Maryland Republicans Are Completely Incompetent

May 2003 Civility in Public Discourse

June 2003: Who are the Real Queers: The GOP is Gay

June 2003: I Give In, and Love the Segway

July 2003: Life Isn't Fair, so Why Should Affirmative Action Be?

July 2003: Grandpa Gives It Up for Sodomy

August 2003: Fuck a Military Draft, Go National Service!

September 2003: Give Me My Country Back

September 2002: Five Sleazy Pieces- Political Notes

September 2003: Zingers Make Kids Fat

October 2003: California: Run By Jackasses, For Jackasses

October 2003: Same Sex Marraiges- Give Them a Chance

November 2003: Christians Looking for a Fight

December 2003: How Republicans are Made

December 2003: Put Reagan on the Dollar Coin to Shut These Fuckers Up

January 2004: Diet Hype

February 2004: Evil Robots Endorses John Edwards for President

March 2004: Grandpa vs John Kerry

April 2004: John Kerry is Totally Better than Bush

May 2004- Don't Tell Us What to Say!

July 2004- Letter from Massachusetts: This Place is so Gay

July 2004- Kerry/Edwards: Let Hope Trump Cynicism

August 2004- Why You Should Not Vote for Anyone

September 2004- Our Election Cycle Sucks

October 2004- Who Are We Voting For?

October 2004- The Importance of Hall & Oates, or We Are Old

December 2004- Observations

January 2005- Observations