October 2000

ERI Scoops Washington Post

Yep. You heard it. We scooped ‘em.

Last month Evil Robots reported on the pathetic state of Priceline. The scam of cheap groceries. The hoops you have to jump through to get more than a minimal discount. The horrible selection – it could barely feed an Ally McBeal worshipping hamster. Well, two full weeks later it was in the Post.

"Flatline.com" they called it. Apparently the whole nation figured out the scam after reading my article. The grocery "deals" stopped. The gas stopped. Priceline.crap was exposed by the evil geniuses at ERI and then they went under. Coincidence?? Ha! We have true journalistic power.

Want another example? OK. 7-Eleven also respects and reveres the authority of ERI. After my rant about them stealing my Grape Slurpees away, miraculously GRAPE IS BACK! Grape is everywhere. And they’ve Kiwi Strawberry every once in a while.

Evil Robots talks, people listen. (Did I mention that everyone should be voting GREEN? Especially for New York State Senate. Man, that candidate is sexy…and kinda smart too.)

More predictions & hot-off-the-presses reporting? You got it.

ERI Staff getting it on more often. And almost always with each other.

White man elected to White House again. It’s in the name of the building for god’s sake!

Corporations donate millions to Campaign 2000.

People complain about morning traffic.

Corporations get millions in tax breaks and other corporate welfare.

Survivor guy looks creepy after all that surgery.

and finally…

NY wins World Series!

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