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August 2000

What the hell were you looking for?

Here at Evil Robots we maintain a detailed database of our internet traffic statistics. These things interest us. We use this information to surmise what you, the reader, is most interested in. Then we laugh at your sorry ass. Over and over again. Why? Because we can see you through your monitor. We know who's wearing pants and who isn't. We have lots of photographs. Don't cross us, buster, or your mother will find out exactly what happened to all the peanut butter.

But that's really beside the point. The point is that our Marketing Department made this nice little chart for us and we'd like to share it with you because it's in the Director of Marketing's contract.

You will observe that you are not the only idiot who came across Evil Robots while trying to figure out what the legal drinking age is. You idiot.

Enjoy.

 

Top Search Engines with Search Phrases Detail 
Engines
Phrases
Phrases Found
% of Total
Excite  gobots 
3
2.47%
  sola cola 
1
0.82%
  slowbot 
1
0.82%
Lycos  legal drinking age 
2
1.65%
  blowd up! 
2
1.65%
  gap dancers 
2
1.65%
  snickers commercial 
2
1.65%
  gap ad dancers 
1
0.82%
  evil banners 
1
0.82%
  legal age for drinking 
1
0.82%
  c.h.i.p.s. theme music 
1
0.82%
  col sanders 
1
0.82%
  movies american history 
1
0.82%
AltaVista  emmanuelle in space 
3
2.47%
  evil robots 
3
2.47%
  catoon 
1
0.82%
  dubbed out in dc 
1
0.82%
  eighteenth street lounge soundtracks 
1
0.82%
  bobby hughes experience 
1
0.82%
  ass.jpg 
1
0.82%
  foundation for law and government 
1
0.82%
  1983 trans am 
1
0.82%
  game shows and theme music or theme tune 
1
0.82%
Yahoo  playboy mansion 
30
24.79%
  iron chef 
6
4.95%
  millionaire lifestyle 
4
3.3%
  nice shaped boobs 
2
1.65%
  paris sexy ladies 
2
1.65%
  naked cartoon 
2
1.65%
  hate wearing bra 
2
1.65%
  barbie fetish 
2
1.65%
  evil robots 
1
0.82%
  for the fairest eris 
1
0.82%

Top Search Engines with Keywords Detail 
Engines
Keywords
Keywords Found
% of Total
Yahoo  mansion 
32
26.44%
  playboy 
32
26.44%
  iron 
8
6.61%
  chef 
7
5.78%
  lifestyle 
4
3.3%
  cartoon 
4
3.3%
  millionaire 
4
3.3%
  naked 
3
2.47%
  bra 
2
1.65%
  cabrio 
2
1.65%
AltaVista  in 
4
3.3%
  space 
3
2.47%
  robots 
3
2.47%
  evil 
3
2.47%
  emmanuelle 
3
2.47%
  bobby 
2
1.65%
  experience 
2
1.65%
  hughes 
2
1.65%
  theme 
2
1.65%
  music 
2
1.65%
Lycos  age 
4
3.3%
  legal 
4
3.3%
  drinking 
4
3.3%
  gap 
3
2.47%
  dancers 
3
2.47%
  blowd 
2
1.65%
  up! 
2
1.65%
  commercial 
2
1.65%
  snickers 
2
1.65%