
March 2006
Grandpa's Random 23
All Shuffled Up

1. Metronomic Underground - Stereolab
Godzilla turned me onto Stereolab, and I'll always love him for
it. There is no band or musician with better representation in my
music collection. Every time I switch to "random", the
'lab will appear. It's never a bad thing.
2. Bango Bongo - Manu Chao
More Godzilla music. I think it is sung by a monkey or a parrot.
What I do know is that the singer is not a bear.
3. The Rat - The Walkmen
And again with music Godzilla gave me!
4. Fear of Corners - Dntel
One last Godzilla connection (But, I gotta tell you that my wife
bought it for me.) Dntel is one-half of the Postal Service, which
Godzilla hooked me up with back in my Baltimore days. As a whole
person, he's strange and not always loud enough for my taste.
I do credit my Creative Zen with dropping an excellent transitional
tune right here. It seriously worked better than random ever should.
5. Rip This Joint - Rolling Stones
Momma said yes. Pappa said no.
Grandpa says 'Oh yeah.'
6. Just Like Honey - The Jesus and Mary Chain
More transitional music. Kinda drags you along.
7. Fox in the Snow - Belle and Sebastian
Wanna hug? I want to hug you, kitten.
8. It's All Gonna Break - Broken Social Scene
Back to Godzilla-music. They are from Canada, like Rush. But unlike
Rush, they don't suck and make you want to eat your ears.
This song is a goddamn triumph. It could be its own album.
9. Your Silent Face - New Order
"You caught me at a bad time, so why don't you piss off"
10. Double Team - Tenacious D
"Have you ever been worked on by two guys who are hot for your
snatch?"
11. Perfect Sense, Pt. 2 - Roger Waters
This song has Marv Albert doing play-by-play of war. It's so awesomely
over-done. Roger is maybe the most pissed off artist on this mix.
12. To Live it To Fly - Townes Van Zandt
Van Zandt may be the drunkest artist on the list. It's OK because
he also penned one of the sweetest songs I always want to play.
13. You - Rogue Wave
This is one of the first songs I illegally downloaded offa the internets.
Very tense, and reminds me of fourth grade for some reason.
14. Confirmation - Charlie Parker
Bird is in my top ten for most tracks in my collection. I'm poised
to grab me some more offa the eMusic soon.
15. Common People - Pulp
Best single I have. Jarvis Cocker is amazing. I would kill to go
back in time and see this preformed live at Glastonberry.
16. Elektrobank (Live) - The Chemical Brothers
Keeping with the high-in-a-field vibe
CBs are difficult music
for driving. At nighttime, or towards the end of a road-trip, it's
perfect, but in the mid-afternoon of a short drive it can be troublesome.
I mean, really, do I have to be driving 85 on Route 1?
17. Too Much - Elvis
I've said this once, and I'll say it again - "Jailhouse Rock"
is the best homosexual love song ever written. Elvis mocked the
establishment. We should thank him for most of the freedoms we enjoy
today.
18. La Llorona (The Crying Woman) - Los Comperos de Valles
Jumping from olde country-rock to Spanish-country. It's making tons
of sense, right? Well, there's a dude singing who sounds like Tiny
Tim. I almost feel like they are making fun of me.
19. Our Perfect Lovers - Artic Monkeys
Whip your body across the dance floor. Love life, people. After
all, you don't know nothin'!
20. Time Tough - Toots and the Maytals
Godzilla hooked me up with a ton of Toots like a month ago, and
since it's been really cold, I don't usually feel like playing it.
Well, my Creativ Zen was all, like, "Listen to this and lively
up yourself".
21. Man of War - The Passage
Manic post-punk spazz-show. "Preach the good! Practice evil!"
22. Parker's Mood - Sonny Stitt
When I was last dating my wife, I'd play when we were having sex.
It's like a sweet memory of I-have-not-seen-you-in-five-days dirty
action. Mmmmm
23. Pilots - Goldfrapp
This is the end. It's the song I want to have playing while I'm
cremated. Go to sleep.