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A Night
at the Playboy Mansion
Dimitri From Paris
Astralwerks
2000 |
I got a new CD
and I cant stop listening to it. As a mater of fact,
Im having trouble listening to any thing else. And
when I say anything, I mean anything: the radio, my inner
child, other people, police officers, and even the TEEvee.
Its just that good.
This CD is the
newest mix by Dimitri from Paris, "A Night at the Playboy
Mansion." This is one of his best. And thats saying
something. Dimitri is the man who brought us "Sacre Blue",
which is an album that I have yet to hear a bad comment about
(its out of print, so stay the hell away from my copy).
All one has to do is look at the cover of this disc and you
can tell just how sweet it will be. The cover, in case you
didnt notice it at the top of this page, has a naked
chick with an afro concealed behind a playboy chair. Oh, its
gonna be a party alright.
And boy is it a
party. As I told Sketchy shortly before he obtained it for
himself, this disc is all you need to have a kickin
party. I suspect that if I cranked this album up and opened
the door, Evil Robots HQ would soon be inundated with many,
many party people- including the sexy ladies. Oh yeah.
Alright, not let
me explain Dimitris particular brilliance, the genius
at had. Dimitri kicks it old school. This album is totally
discotastic. But more specifically, discotronic. Dimitri has
mixed up some killer tracks all with as strong disco overtone,
yet with a slight house flavor. The two styles of music, of
course, are not incommensurable. It works better than one
might imagine. This mix far exceeds the quality of most of
your standard DJ mixes. And its mostly because of the
beats.
In this mix, Dimitri
has gone the disco route, and the beats are authentic. The
bass is not all "thump-thumpy" and tedious as dance-oriented
music can tend to be. There are actual baselines. At times
I would even ascribe genius to the bass. It rolls around and
really gets your ass moving. Its hard to sit down while
listening to this (but I can do it because I am EXTREMELY
lazy).
Besides the beat
factor there is everything else. There are absurd disco-esque
vocals mixed with some very current sampling. Its enough
to make me crazy. Crazy in a good way. I suspect if one were
to obtain a time machine and travel back to 1979 or so and
play this in a club, that person would be anointed some sort
of king- maybe even achieve deity status. Its just that
good.
But the truly amazing
thing about this mix is that it wont necessarily offend
the haters of disco. There are many out there and they need
help, but that is for another time. Why is this mix suitable
for all ears? Because Dimitri is a genius, thats why.
Dimitri has a highly selective ear. The tracks he has selected
for this particular mix are not actual disco tunes. Only one
track was actually lifted from the seventies. As a matter
of fact, the rest of these tracks were all recorded within
the last 3 or 4 years. That might be why it works out so well.
If someone where to mix a bunch of old disco tracks together
it might sound like crap. Might? Probably definitely, more
like it. Dimitri has found a bunch of highly dance-inducing
and funky tracks that have enough of a disco feel to pull
of calling this mix "A Night at the Playboy Mansion."
It is worthy of the title.
This disc is a
must have for any party. Or just in general. It is a must
have. It is an instant party and highly infective. It works
on so many levels, so I must insist that you, specifically,
obtain it.