September 2003

Evil Robots 1st Annual Pig Roast Most Valuable Person
Voted on by the Greater Evilrobots Contributing Board, Inc.

This award is presented to the person who, at the Annual Upstate New York Pig Roast (hosted by Grandpa's Brother), not only partied like a champ, but also helped to make the experience better for everyone who attended.

The winner is….Lucky!
Yes, this year's award goes to our very own Lucky, and proud we are of all he did!

Grandpa: Lucky won mostly because my brother and cousin (who co-hosted the Roast) said so. He played drums on stage, and he introduced his lovely girlfriend to his motley bunch of co-horts (that's brave, I tells you.) Mostly, he was the MVP because he helped, without being asked, with the cooking of the food at dinner Saturday and breakfast Sunday. He even shoveled up the nails in the driveway left behind after the bon-fire (some of the wood had nails in it.) No party can be excellent without a large effort by the hosts and the guests to make everything run smoothly.

Bigfoot: Lucky deserves the MVP award for all his hard work. But I don't think we should give him too much credit because volunteering to do work at a party is hardly kickin' back. And ERI stands for kickin' back. It was nice to not walk over nails in the morning though, so thanks Lucky & congratulations!

Mr. Joshua: The MVP award, or shall I call it the MVAK award (Most Valuable Ass-Kisser) in my mind would have to go to Lucky. He did much work with out being asked, although I am not sure why. Fucking show off.

Godzilla: Yeah, Lucky is a jerk. Nuts to that guy.

Honorable Mention

Lefty: Traveldog (Senator Gronk's pet Pug) gets my vote for MVP. Year after year, this poor dude gets dragged to the roast, only for his owner to get shitfaced and pass out somewhere. Yet somehow, Traveldog's appearance is greatly anticipated.