May 2004
The Name Game
A few months back, Bootylicious announced that she and her husband,
MC Paul, were having their first child, which we are all very excited
about. Maybe a bit too excited. This has ignited intense debate
as to what the kid should be named. After much trash talking between
Godzilla and Chimpy, Bootylicious decided that they should duel
by each submiting a top ten list of names to her and MC Paul. This
was decided after Chimpy claimed he could come up with a name better
than DEATH UNIT 2.1. Last names have been omitted here to protect
the innocent and unborn. No naming rights have yet been awarded.
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Chimpy
10) Jill St. [OMITTED]
9) The Lindanator
8) Vampirella
7) "Macho Man" Randy Savage [OMITTED]
6) Mistress Mayhem
5) Jhoon Rhee [OMITTED]
4) Coffy
3) Schlitz
2) Mary Worth
1) Voltron
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Godzilla
10. Lorraine Baines McFly [OMITTED]
9. Cicadarella
8. Mexican Radio [OMITTED]
7. Judge Rheinhold [OMITTED]
6. Knight Industries Ten Thousand (KITT [OMITTED])
5. Kelly Kapowski [OMITTED]
4. evilrobots.com [OMITTED] (DotCom is a great middle name!)
3. Peaches
2. The Karate Kid 4
1. Ms. Pac Man
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Chimpy and Godzilla are total idiots and expect some kind of reality
show judging and reward. Most probably in the form of candy and/or
alcohol.
