January 2005

The Dirty Banana
Grandpa's Cooking Corner

Your eyes are not foolin' you, my friends, the name of this recipe is "The Dirty Banana". My life partner will hate me for writing this, but I cannot keep such a delicious dessert from you peoples. Bigfoot gets freaked out when I prepare one for myself. I am not ashamed of the food I eat! Besides, it's the most totally easy thing you've ever made. Check this out:

The Dirty Banana

Ingredients:

• One (1) ripe banana
  
• One (1) can of whipped cream

Instructions:

1. Hold the banana in your left hand.
2. Peel the banana (with your right hand) enough so three to four inches of the fruit are exposed.
3. Spray enough whipped cream to cover the top of the banana (read instructions on the can for maximum efficiency.)
4. Eat.

Serves one hungry dude.

My life-partner thinks this is totally disgusting, but I'm comfortable with it. You will be too, after your first time. Actually, you'll thank me for being so awesome.