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I must apologize. I am so lazy. I could have sorted through old travelogues or sat here and thought for 30 seconds and come up with something of interest to write- but I just didn't feel like it. So instead I sorted through some old photos of past Idiot Missions and so on. Then I crammed them all right into the disk drive. Now you are looking at them. I must again apologize it these images are taking a long time to load on you computer. No wait- get a better computer, jerk.

So without any further drivel relayed from my brain to my fingers, I lazily present you this collection of brilliant images in no particular order. If you must see a larger image, click on it.


Magic Dave. Skyline Drive, VA 10/96	Grandpa pops a squat. Albany, NY 8/97

Magic Dave wins. Annapolis, MD 5/97	Godzilla's-Eye view of Chicago. 5/99

Greatest Place on Earth? SOB, SC 3/99	Grandpa's cell phone. Chicago 5/99

Grandpa at work.	Grandpa: Dept. of Commerce. Wash., DC

Boringest Place on Earth? KansASS 3/97	Post snow-squall. Provo, UT 3/97

No shit. San Francisco 3/97	A way of life. Outside Tampa, FL 3/98

King of Beermen. Ft. Lauderdale, FL 3/98	A battle to the death. 3/98

I did what? When? Miami Beach, FL 3/98	Godzilla vs Sea Gull. Key Biscayne, FL 3/98

Mobtown at dawn. Baltimore, MD 7/96	Can we go? Brooklyn, NY 6/99

The Mother Ship. Solomons, MD 8/99	What? Cincinnati, OH 3/98

Grandpa over Colorado. 6/99	Best sign ever. Hamptons, NY 6/99