May 2003

Those Dorks at Evilrobots.net

I wish I didn't have to write this, but what can I say? I'm weak from too much of everything (I am so ready to go back to high school!)

The other day, Godzilla, sent me a link to a web-site, www.evilrobots.net. I could hardly believe my eyes. EVILROBOTS.NET? It was not a trick.

I popped over there immediately and saw what must be a middle school web design class project. The site itself is nothing more than a parade of pictures of Tee-vee and movie robots with the word 'evil' typed next to their name. That's all. You don't have to look for yourself, you should trust me (and Justy and Godzilla) when I tell you that it's about as unimaginative as you can get.

Now I'm the kind of guy who really likes subtle humor, and I also like ironic humor. Words like "boobie", "Penis", and "Booger" make me giggle like a six year old. I guess you can say that I like to laugh. Too bad for me because I don't think evilrobots.net is really all that funny. In fact, it's so unfunny and uninteresting and uncreative that I am angry. I'm angry at the world.

I should not dwell on this for too long because I'm positive that you all don't care. (If you're reading this, then you obviously know which EVILROBOTS is the one for you.) Maybe we'll all find out that the site is the creation of some retards in their mid-thirties, and that will, at long last, make me laugh a little bit. If that's the case, then we'll put a link on our front page.

Retards. We like that stuff.