June 2003

How To Watch TV

I know I've already written a drunk piece for the evilrobots.com, and Godzilla and Grandpa have written a drunk piece for the evilrobots.com, but I'm now brewing beer and I think it's high time I tried it out. The beer is called Justy's I.P. Freely (as opposed to an I.P.A., those are so weak), and I think it might do the trick. Here we goes...

11 pm - I'm cracking open the first beer. It's pretty easy to drink, and I don't notice any strange flavors or substances from the bottle. A little chunky on the bottom, but I think I can avoid all the crap. Pretty strong alcohol content, I think. We'll find out soon enough, I suppose. Time for Futurama.

11:27 pm - I'm on to number two. I don't think there's much of a buzz going right now, but I've only had but one beer. Eh, no sweat. I'm not repulsed by the taste, so that's a good sign. I guess I might be able to stomach the other five of these brews before I go to bed. I may well be able to beat the old next day curse. Anyway, we shall see. Family Guy is next.

11:45 pm - Umm, number three just got opened. I feel something, but I'm not sure what theat might be. Oops. That Stewie is one funny baby. Probably running through these a little faster than I hoped to.

11:57 pm - Gotta pee. First of the night, err, fist of the dirinking night. I've definiely peed vbefore.

12:03 am - Holy crap, good thing I don't have to get up tomorrow. Beer four just got opened. I think I'm enjoying the beer I made, or at least the buxx my beer is biving me. This show on vensorship is on the teevee and I'm gonna watch it. It's got atcy and Stracthy and the cmothers Brtothers. At least itchy and stchary anre bunny. Oh man, I gotta use the backshapce some more, but I'm trying to be journalistically avcurate. accusate. accurate. There we go.

12:14 am - pee time...

12:28 am - I took a long tiem with beer four, so now i just opened up beer ficve. It's a hearlthey busss i got on. Liliy tomirly in really freaking dimb. That lady never should have been funny. My eyes anre closed while i srite this, so you're fonna have to take my workd for it. I'm a very accursre reported, ever though sometimes i have typose. Perhaps the aclochol conte t is a little higher than i thought before, but that's ogddo too. i liek ato drink a d=hihsgh content alcholot. Oh shit, that's bad slpeling.

12:51 am - pee time again...

1:02 am - So thins guy Rome os ont he teevee and he is talking about sporta and stuff. The devils amde hte bucks flook like crap on the ice tonight, and that's what i expected. The chick goalteneders' brtoher still payerls for the Devils and he w=lplayed for Albany in the day. Back int he day. I'ma drinking the last beer in the zix pack. I peed just about five minutes aogo and i'm gonna have to pee again. whoot. I'm gonna pee now.

1:03 am - it might beven be 1:04 am, but i just peed. i like to pee when i drinkg to much. goddan..m.

1:21 am - peeee pee time.

1.31 am - jeese jackdfgons is talking to the rome baout sporsat and coaushces and things. I kinda wish there were some hot odashog dogs in the house right now, caus i could totally go for a hot boda dosd dog or theree or four. hot dogs are the world's prefect food for me, and for you? ! oh crap, I'm totally werecked for tomroww. food thing i god'nt' have to work until not tomorww! uoh man, that's not foos speeling. anyway, the alcohol is comsuming me. hopesfullt, i won't be furnkd when i wake up tomorrow on the afternoon. i gotta big bafdg of peacunuts, and i'm totaaly gonna eat em. i love peacnuts. you gusy gotta enunderstand, i'm just lovbing my new beer.

buy more of Justy's IP freely. or buy more when i make more you bastardas. I can still bpsell bastarsd.

buy more music! cabalacase this mothn!

ps- i write alot of emial swhen i'm fdrinkgniging. look gor one hear you!~