April 2002
Grandpa
On TV
On The Tube

Since I did not watch very much television this month, I thought
that you all would like to see a picture of my older brother sticking
his finger in my ear. He loved sticking a wet finger in my ear,
he called it a 'Wet Willie.' As you can see, his sense of timing
is perfect. After all, he had a whole year to practice on my sister
before I showed up.

The real reason I am not interested in writing about Television
is because Emma Brody (aka The Embassy) has been cancelled
by FOX. They cancelled the show for a good reason: no one wanted
to watch it. I had hoped that the Emma's never-say-die spirit could
have energized the nation. Wouldn't it have been great if tens of
thousands of young women decided to leave America for jobs overseas?
Can you imagine? I sure can.
In every city around the world you could find well dressed American
women in the streets offering to have a life changing experience
with the locals. The world would a much better place.
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For those who are actually interested in television, I recommend
that you watch the NHL Playoff on ESPN and ESPN2. Playoff Hockey
is fun to watch, so get on your ass and watch it for chrissake!
Also, Six Feet Under on HBO is burning up Sunday nights.
But if you would rather watch Off Centre on the WB, you can see
Six Feet Under repeated throughout the week.
That is all for now.