We are our own demographic!

People who know me know that I watch the Fox Network. Fox (not including, but not totally excluding Fox 'News' Channel) provides the best programming on Tee-Vee. All other networks are for losers. Period. But apparently, losers are not only in the majority, but they also make much more money than I do.

(I should say that I make less than $75,000 a year. Actually, the wife and I make less than $75,000 combined. We don't mind, really. Don't worry, we're fine. We live well and I NEVER go hungry. I can also drop stupid fresh rants on my own web site. That's good enough for me.)

Back to the point of this article: In the May 20th edition of the Wall Street Journal, Joe Flint reported that Fox has the lowest average number of prime time TV (of all four networks) viewers, age 18-49, who make at least $75,000 per year. The article highlights that while NBC does not have the highest rated shows in every time slot, they can charge more for 30-second commercials because their viewers are more affluent. What's more, NBC has over two times the "affluent" viewers than Fox.

Sure, Fox does not have shows like "Law & Order" or "The West Wing" that make people happy, but I like that. This story affirms my belief that Fox IS speaking to me.

Who needs "Scrubbs"? Not me! I got "Greg the Bunny"!

How about "Fear Factor"? Hell no! I want "Temptation Island"!

You got the "Cosby" reunion? Is that all? I'll watch "Celebrity Boxing"!

After reading that article, I feel better about myself and my favorite network.

Hey Fox! Keep up the good work!

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You should all be watching "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" and "Home Movies" on Cartoon Network's "Adult Swim." But be very careful not to watch "Baby Blues." As I have said before, it sucks. But "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" is by far the best fifteen minutes in Tee-Vee today. Meatwad is the greatest cartoon character ever.

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HBO recently showed "Memoriam: 9-11-01". It was a very touching documentary about the attacks on New York. The best TV about the tragedy yet, maybe ever.

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GOOD NEWS! "Off Centre" was picked up by the WB for another season! Sometime, good shows stay on the air after all. Too bad "Undeclared" was not so lucky.

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What to watch this month:

NO CONTEST: The World Cup of Soccer. Seriously, you should get up real damn early to watch a game. You may enjoy it (odds are pretty good) and you will enjoy the game with millions of people around the world at the same time. But if you are a jerk and will only watch one game, watch the final game. You will be part of a HUGE world-wide TV audience. It's damn cool and it only happens every four years.

P.S. - Watch on a Spanish language channel or with the SAP feature on your TV. You will thank me later.