June 2001

Grandpa on TV
On the Tube

People, I have been a bad little boy over the last month or so. I have not been watching tons of tee-vee. But the reason has been because the digital cable was on the fritz. But I have fixed the problem -

I am back in an analog world.

I will be watching the Sopranos and Oz and Mr. Show reruns (I hope.)
This is gonna be a great summer!

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As always, Fox and Friends does not let me down. They are getting a little cocky. I think they know now how awesome they are. I hope they don't stop.

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Do you remember when I hated "Sports Night"? I do.

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M*A*S*H is on every station. I guess it should be, since in reruns it used to get better ratings than Letterman. I remember when Urkel was on tee-vee every where. This is better.

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Speaking of Letterman. God! He is terrible. I figured out how he can do a show every day without breaking up under the pressure: don't try to be funny, and don't care.

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Next month I promise to have more to talk about, for this past month has not been very memorable. The time I spend with the television will increase, I promise.

This month you should:
1. Watch Simpson's re-runs
2. Watch Phil Jackson talk about the advantages of applying zen philosophies to picking up backet-abll groupies with Marv Albert.
3. Watch MTV - I love MTV, and you should, too. Yeah, MTV2 is also very cool.