The Worst Sit-Coms Never Made

Preppie and Freeloader
This sit-com features two roommates in their early to mid twenties. The basic theme of this sitcom is that one of them is always dressed like a preppie (khakis or a suit and combed hair, etc.) and the other is always dressed like a complete freeloading bum (flip-flops, shorts, old summer rec. league lacrosse T-shirt, and most often a really faded hat). The twist is that the preppie and the freeloader are not set characters- they are constantly trading roles. Wackiness will ensue!

TWO UNTITLED ("crossover fever")
Two sit-coms will have constantly interchanging characters so that the viewer can never be sure which character belongs on which show. The key to ensure these shows success is to give at least one character an incredibly infective catch phase. Suggested settings: high school Math & English class.

Truckin’ USA
A humorous look at life as a trucker. Main character is a sarcastic yet naive young trucker trying to break into the trucking industry as an independent owner/operator. Possibility of either talking truck that only he can hear, or a mysterious character on the CB that only speaks to him an is constantly watching out for him (results in literally insane hijinks).

Senator Silly
Wisecrackin’ US Senator constantly cracking up the floor with a collection of catch phrases and hilarious filibuster. Pilot episode features the wry young freshman senator wins over the hearts of his senior colleagues- and the nation- by literally throwing a pie a the crusty old Majority Leader’s face during a network televised special joint meeting of congress on a matter of utmost national interest.

NASCAR Follies
Nobody could be that stupid.

KEG House
Wacky campus comedy features the antics of antics of the misunderstood and underestimated fraternity brothers of Kappa Epsilon Gamma and their talking toilet.

Mac the Knife
Deranged serial killer takes instructions from his zany, wisecracking knife, Mac. Knife repeats catchphrase- "Sometimes I just kill me!"- after every slaying at end of show. Serial killer responds- "Don’t you mean her?" Both erupt into laughter.

Doin’ Time
Remake of successful 80’s sitcom Family Ties with the twist of all characters being hardened convicts. Twenty five to a life’s worth of laughs! Monthly "very special episodes".