May 2003
Countin' Down the Hits!
These are lists of evilrobots.com articles compiled by us, Godzilla
and Grandpa. We're not saying that these are actually our best pieces
of work, but these are some of the best articles we can actually
remember writing. In any case feel that these articles made a huge
impact on your lives. You may not say it, but we can see it in your
eyes. And through your bathroom window.
You're welcome.
Grandpa's Top 10
1. Movie
Review: Final Destination
2. The
Waking of Captain Annapolis
3. Driving
Down the River Road
4. My Freshman
Track Coach Porked the Race Walker
5. The
Sola-Cola Story: Preface
6. A
Box's Life: August 2002
7. How
to Cure a Sunburn
8. Montage
of a Very, Very, Very Long Night
9. Three
Cartoons
10. Bazooka
Joe, Does that Eyepatch Make You a Pirate?
Godzilla's Top 10
1. A Few
Words about Fonzie
2. Playhouse:
Making a Scene: My Free Lunch
3. How
to Use Public Transportation
4. Confessions
of a Junkie
5. The Good,
the Bad, It's All Stuck in My Head
6. Things
I Hate: Bumper Stick Evangelism
7. I
am the Elevator Man
8. Washington
is for Loafers
9. Tom
Brokaw is Trying to Kill Me
10. Our
Interns Are Bastards
Top 10 by Editors or ERI Wire Staff
1. Why
Bob Costas Rules (This is the first official ER article.)
2. Syphilis
Infects the Minds of Conservative Pundits
3. Libertarians
Are Two Year Olds
4. The
Adventures of Grandpa and Godzilla: Part I: A Quest for Pancake
Gravy
5. Look
at Us! Photos of ERI Staff Compiled by Godzilla
6. ERI
Wire: Jabberjaw to Fight Crime in DC Metro Area
7. ERI
Wire: Staff Goes Bowling with Talking Dog
8. ERI
Wire: Flying Sharks Still Don't Exist
9. ERI
Wire: ER Staff Dress as Chandra Levy for Halloween
10. Keep
Your Revelations to Yourself
Top 10 by other contributors
1. The Vagina
Monologues: Owners and Users - by Grandpa and Bigfoot
2. Haiku
You! Saturday Morning, Way Too Much Sugar - by Chimpy
3. Lee
Greenwood is Satan - by Justy
4. 50
Outstanding Things Besides Television - by Godzilla and Sketchy
5. Reading
the Flowers on the Wall, or, I Think My Boyfriend Might be Gay
- by Bigfoot
6. Two
Geniuses: Fixing a Wagon - by Godzilla and Lucky
7. Pooping
For The Cycle
8. This
is Boston - by Magic Dave
9. I
am Drunk - by Justy
10. Present
Tense Recuerdos - by Bigfoot
