September 2002

Evil Robots Guide to a Successful Date: The BBD Way

Godzilla and Grandpa, from time to time, feel it is necessary to give some advice to their readers. This month, they decided to share some of their dating techniques. As you guys out there know all too well, there is no pleasing the ladies, but you can have a good time trying. In lieu of Godzilla and Grandpa actually being on the date with you -- because Grandpa is married and Godzilla is busy playing train engineer in a cardboard refridgerator box in his appartment -- here are three easy steps to making your date a success:

Step 1: Lick it!
Step 2: Smack it!
Step 3: Rub it down!
Oh noooo!

Got it? Good. No go out there and lick, smack and rub down as many ladies as you can! Just tell them Grandpa and Godzilla sent you and you're sure to become the Pope of Ladytown. A pope that scores.