December 2001

This Space for Rent!

Alright, so I was going to write an article here. It was going to be insightful and intelligent. It may have even been brilliant. After all, I am a college graduate. But instead I watched The Running Man on the USA Network. I think it was probably a better investment of my time. I reclined motionlessly on the couch. Writing requires me to sit up at my desk. I was inno mood for sitting up. Not with that hangover.

Then when I tried to think of something, I couldn't. And I wouldn't compromise my integrity by turning off the television.

Anyhow, we here at Evil Robots would like to use my laziness as an opportunity to give you, the reader, a voice in this publication. We are giving this space to you. We want you to submit an article. Whatever you want. Just as long as it doesn't suck worse than the usual crap we publish here. Oh, and don't make it too good, either. We don't need to be shown up on our own damned website, you know. We have very fragile egos.

You pick the topic, you write the article, we'll publish it. The key element is here is that we don't have to do the work.

Don't make us beg.

Don't make us hurt you, either.