December 2003

2003: Mr. Joshua's Year in Review

I have two words for you when it comes the end of the year: FUCKING SWEET. This year for me has been long. I have gone from selling advertising space for Jesus to being a manger at Mammoth Golf. Quite a change, wouldn’t you say?

This might sound bad, but working for Jesus reached the rare occurrence of both sucking and blowing at the same time. I hated that job. Working for a Newspaper and the Catholic Church at the same time really has no parallel. It sucked so I quit that job with basically no money. Not the smartest thing to do, but I did it anyways. I had no income for a while but walked into the sweetest job that I have had so far.

I am currently a manager at the largest golf pro shop in the state of Maryland. It rocks like socks in a box. I might have to work on weekends, but I get to sleep in almost everyday. Sunday I have to be at work at 9:30 in the morning, but for the most part I don’t need to get to work until around noon. And then there is a little something I like to call free shit. I GET FREE SHIT. For those of you that golf, you know how sweet that can be.

After all that has happened in the past year all I really care about is what is going to happen next year. The present is for suckers. I am all about the future.