This month we asked the staff to list the "Top 10" things they've done, bought, thought or listened to since they first found Evil Robots. Very few responded. The rest will be hunted down and forced to eat balogna until they puke.

Bigfoot's List
10. Officially recognized that the capital of the USA is named Washingtron & that Congress is totally staffed by robots.
9. Listened to lots & lots of Stereolab.
8. Touched myself. Especially on publication day.
7. Went bowling, ate cheesy nachos.
6. Made my honey a landowner on the moon.
5. Invested in robot dance lessons & became part owner of a chain of robot nightclubs.
4. Got all kinds of loaded having Mexican brunch in NYC. More sno-cone margaritas, please!
3. Took up the pretend millionaire lifestyle.
2. Was reminded that "I am not a pleasure unit." But Godzilla & Grandpa still deserve one.
1. Grandpa, ooh yeah!

Chimpy's List
10) I finally learned to mambo.
9) I've met, and was freaked out by, Senator Gronk.
8) I shriek a lot more in polite company.
7) My music collection is the envy of most people I know.
6) I refer to people as Gaylords much more often.
5) Tacos used as currency, and not just for masturbation.
4) Did I mention the excellent music?
3) My repertoire of Mom jokes has grown exponentially.
2) I say, "You're not the boss of me" on a regular basis.
1) Probably the good music.

Grandpa's List
10. A dependable IBM Aptiva with scanner.
9. Created the Dancing Robots
8. www.rbally.com
7. Remembered the word "botard"
6. Art Brut "Bang Bang Rock and Roll"
5. Skinny dipping with my wife in Canada
4. New Order "Get Ready"
3. I never need to buy compact discs again!
2. Wedding rings & ceremony performed by Elvis
1. My Jeep!

Godzilla's List
10. Since I found Evil Robots in my head, that.
9. Moved to Washingtron, DC.
8. Got drunk, once.
7. Did a wheelie. Actually, I didn't. But I wish I did.
6. Ate, like, a million billion tacos (not all at once, though).
5. Uh, the World Cup is on. Do I really have to think of 10 things?
4. My record collection can beat up your record collection.
3. I had a delicious sandwich for lunch today?
2. Baseball returned to Washington. Go Nats!
1. Acquired the World's Awesomest Girlfriend, who may also be our future advice columnist.