Outstanding!

50 Outstanding things besides Television

1. Caffeine
2. Ski School movies
3. Boobies
4. "Bloney"
5. Boogers
6. The potty
7. Duckpin bowling
8. Regular bowling
9. Pants
10. Not wearing pants
11. Wrasslin’
12. Fake poo
13. Fake vomit
14. Fake poo/vomit
15. Convoy
16. William Shatner singing "Convoy". Ain’t that a beautiful sight.
17. Outer Space
18. Robots. Duh.
19. Doing the robot.
20. Blinkey lights.
21. Shiny things.
22. Cussing
23. The doorknob game
24. Lay-Z-Boys
25. Being lazy.
26. Lists. Take that, empty space!
27. Blimps
28. Monkeys
29. Humping monkeys.
30. Ambiguity
31. Nap time.
32. Orange
33. Sauce
34. Beeping
35. Cardboard boxes (our space ship will prove them all wrong!)
36. When that bitch finally gave me my porno back.
37. Porno
38. Scotch
39. That smell
40. Fisher-Price Adventure People
41. People named BJ
42. Mail-order brides
43. Talking Trans Ams
44. Jumping
45. Twirling
46. Real vomit
47. Doing it.
48. It.
49. Dogs.  Dogs are outstanding.
50. Your mom.

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