Some thoughts on the current election cycle

To: Godzilla
From: Grandpa

How could you not vote for Cow? or Chicken? Are you blind, dumb, or both? While I understand that Brak is the best singer, and certainly he has been to more school than either of my candidates, but what else does Brak bring to the presidency? Does he know Spanish, or any people who speak Spanish? Does he have the love and support of two parents? Does his brother love him and share a bedroom with him? You cannot answer 'yes' to any of these questions. If you could, Brak would be the candidate for me. I don't understand you. No wonder this country is going down the tubes. People should not listen to you.

Also, grown ups should not celebrate their 30th birthday at Chuck E. Cheese. I cannot say that enough.

Vote for COW!

To: Grandpa
From: Godzilla

Hey you, shut up! I will give you that Cow and Chicken seem to able-bodied individuals, but they are not Presidential and/or Vice Presidential material. They are obvious cabinet members. Cow, having the alter-ego of Super Cow should be Secretary of Defense. She is powerful, but I don't think it's such a good idea to have split personalities running our country. How could we be certain of exactly who is in charge? I also say that Top Cat should be Secretary of Education. The hat is qualification enough.

Now, as for you accusations- Brak has a multicultural understanding that shouldn't be doubted. Why his good friend Space Ghost knows some Spanish. He knows the name of every single variety of Mexican food. Why he once gave a taco that had been sitting on his dashboard for a week to Beck. Now that's generosity. That's the kind of caring action that you can expect from the Brak administration.

Also, Brak likes beans. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Vote for Brak! You don't want to make him cry, do you?