March 2003

JUSTY FINDS TACO, EATS IT

ALBANY, NY-- Evil Robots. music and entertainment contributing editor Justy located a taco earlier this week and promptly ate it. Sources indicated that this was not the first time that such an incident has occurred, and that Justy has eaten many tacos. The eating took place on Wednesday afternoon in a kitchen not far from the Evilrobots.com New York news bureau.

"I walked into the kitchen and there it was, all wrapped in a soft shell with meat and cheese and stuff," said Justy. When asked to describe the condition of the taco before he ate it, Justy said that it looked "delicious, almost good enough to eat." After a preliminary inspection of the taco's ingredients and temperature, and after making sure that the taco did not in fact belong to anyone else in the area, Justy proceeded to eat the taco.

"Oh man, it was one hell of a taco," Justy said. He noted that the cheese was of a "cheddary" flavor, and that the meat was "meatily delicious." Although preliminary reports indicated that the taco may have contained vegetables of the tomato and lettuce varieties, Justy insisted that there were no such vegetables on the taco. "No, it was pretty much meat and cheese on a soft shell," said Justy, although there may have been hints of a "salsa-like" flavoring inside the taco.

Evil Robots editors Godzilla and Grandpa were contacted for their opinions on this story. Grandpa responded with a "no comment," but Godzilla offered the following statement: "Way to go, Justy! Eat that taco like the taco-y taco that it is!"

Justy denied rumors of a hot dog being eaten in conjunction with the taco, but admitted that tacos and hot dogs might make for a delicious meal. He was also quoted as saying that "a taco made with hot dog meat might be the ultimate single food item." At this time, Justy would not confirm any plans for a hot dog taco.