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Third Anniversary Special/2002

Greg Horner Wins the "Where's Chandra At" Contest at Mickey's Bar and Grille

WASHONTRON, DC- Chevy Chase resident Greg Horner won $5000 in Evil Robots "Where's Chandra At?" contest for picking the correct place in Rock Creek Park where her body was found. ERI co-founders Godzilla and Grandpa were at Mickey's Bar and Grille last night to give him the check.

The married father of three claimed to have picked the location "at random" and nervously refused to speak to the Levy family's attorney throughout the evening.

Last June, Grandpa and Godzilla started the bar-pool by printing a large map of Washington's Rock Creek Park and laying a grid over it. People were asked to pay $10 per box in hopes that they would win the grand prize. This past November, Mickey's owners removed the map from their wall for the holiday season, and the sign never returned.

But when the news that Chandra Levy's remains were found recently by the Washington Metropolitan Police, the map came up and the winner was contacted.

"This is great for the bar and for Evil Robots," said customer Mary Pants, "It would have been a huge embarrassment if she were found in the Potomac or Modesto."

ERI co-founder and CEO Godzilla had this to say, "I knew that all along she never left DC. Gary would not have let her leave. Rumor has it that he thought he could control people with his penis. Seriously, once I was out drinking with Lucky in Adams-Morgan and we saw the Congressman trying to hail a cab with his wang. It was both pathetic and hysterical at the same time. When I saw the little sombrero he put on it, that's when I knew he was insane."