
Third
Anniversary Special/2002
Greg Horner Wins the "Where's Chandra At" Contest
at Mickey's Bar and Grille
WASHONTRON, DC- Chevy Chase resident Greg Horner won $5000 in Evil
Robots "Where's Chandra At?" contest for picking the correct
place in Rock Creek Park where her body was found. ERI co-founders
Godzilla and Grandpa were at Mickey's Bar and Grille last night
to give him the check.
The married father of three claimed to have picked the location
"at random" and nervously refused to speak to the Levy
family's attorney throughout the evening.
Last June, Grandpa and Godzilla started the bar-pool by printing
a large map of Washington's Rock Creek Park and laying a grid over
it. People were asked to pay $10 per box in hopes that they would
win the grand prize. This past November, Mickey's owners removed
the map from their wall for the holiday season, and the sign never
returned.
But when the news that Chandra Levy's remains were found recently
by the Washington Metropolitan Police, the map came up and the winner
was contacted.
"This is great for the bar and for Evil Robots," said
customer Mary Pants, "It would have been a huge embarrassment
if she were found in the Potomac or Modesto."
ERI co-founder and CEO Godzilla had this to say, "I knew that
all along she never left DC. Gary would not have let her leave.
Rumor has it that he thought he could control people with his penis.
Seriously, once I was out drinking with Lucky in Adams-Morgan and
we saw the Congressman trying to hail a cab with his wang. It was
both pathetic and hysterical at the same time. When I saw the little
sombrero he put on it, that's when I knew he was insane."