June 2001

Godzilla Commemorates Removing Pants With Song

WASHINGTON, DC- Evil Robots, Inc. CEO and Co-Founder issued the following statement, sung to the song from the Clapper commercial, at approximately 6:30 PM this evening:

Pants on!

Pants off!

Pants on, pants off-

NO PANTS ON!

Then he dropped his pants and declared it "Pants Off Time". For the next several hours Godzilla refused to take phone calls, consumed a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, and swore at his pants, which were lying lifeless on the floor.

Subsequent reports had Godzilla loudly screaming the single word, "underpants", to the tune of the Spiderman theme song.