July 2002

Grandpa and Godzilla scheduled to debate publicly for the first time about frozen treats.

BALTIMORE, MD- For the first time this summer, Evil Robots co-founder, Godzilla and Grandpa will debate the subject of frozen treats. The debate, the first of it's kind, actually, will take place over the phone while they are at work, and will be overheard by any of the people sitting near their desks.

Grandpa will be defending the classic tastes of Philly style "Water-Ice" and Orange-Cream pops. Godzilla will be arguing that Grandpa is a jerk who doesn't fully appreciate Orange-Cream pops. Godzilla, reportedly, is forbidden from debating the nutritional value of fruit as a part of a balanced and sensible diet. "What the fuck is that, man? If Grandpa thinks he knows so much about fruit, then why the hell is he married to a lady? He can go suck a lemon."

A transcript of the debate will be published on evilrobots.com at a later date.